Speed dating with all these sororities got me feeling exasperated from bullshit

What I liked about this girl was that she wasn’t saturated in bullshit

Real down to earth girl, she introduced herself

Dressed in black and gold pajamas she was from green castle indiana

In the end her lips curled and I swear she was the prettiest girl in this world

Her beauty blinding me with rays like gamma

I wanted a picture of her in panorama

girl walked into the room underdressed the latest louie and Gucci not on her chest

Amateur flows always damage her soul so I try to spit only the looogies that truly express

for her to hear

damn girl open your ear

cause you damn near..the top,

She told me to stop starring and showed me what she brought

tabacco rolled and a canister of dro im shocked

First time meeting a theta but I swear I would date her

Check your data, these aren’t a buncha beta zetas they thetas

These girls first place but they last like omega

If you know what I mean…

She said she’d relax me like Jamaica

grabbed my hand and  slipped me blue dreams

I didn’t wanna be a pansy, grabbed her a pansy and handed it to her all manly

She went ape like chimpanzee told me I was pretty dandy

I told her welcome to my green castle, ill be the king you can be the queen

We climbed to the rooftop, kicked it and burned some tree

We were burning bright like Twin stars, mary, kate and Ashley

We were so lifted we were posted in the sky like kites

Damn man what a night,

but wait it gets better!

She started telling me things that made me lighter than a feather

While eating some leftover pasta she told me she loved helping out with casa,

Helping out with casa was sweeter to her than quava

Check the roster cause these thetas aint imposters

they foster kids so they can prosper

and stand up with proper posture ughh

damn girl mi casa es su casa!