"I know I'll be fine on my own,"

lied Duy in his head.

Shit I never get shit done! WTF MATE! Okay do something right now to prove that you're not useless.

5 minutes later..

FUCK! NOTHING! Christ. It's so effing hard to do ANYTHING right. Acutally, anything at all..right OR wrong. You know what? Sometimes I wish I were more religious. I have this wild idea that if I actually held a belief, I'd be able to keep it, then again I'd probably skip church anyways. Fuck didn't I use to be catholic? OH GOD HELP ME. My life has been led down a dusty trail. by fucking yours truly. Duy? never listen to yourself anymore. FUCK wait. This is fucking paradoxical..if I listen to what I just said..then..FUCK never mind. fuck this. Duy, I think your problem is you talk too much. OH and you over analyze like a fuckign BITCH. Shit. and you trucking cuss too much for your darn good! SIGHHSIGHSIGH.

10 minutes later

you know what? I lied, I'm fucking awesome just the way I am. NIGHT BITCHES.

Redemption

Alright so it's been awhile. "awhile? HA! more like FOREVER!" HEY! shut up.. I've been busy.. "OH you mean you've been FUCKING AROUND" dude come on, gimmie a break. shit's real. "OH OH now you're telling ME shit's real. I've be - ignore him guys. Alright so, as I was sayiiing..Shit's real. Sometimes things (well most of the time) don't go as plan. Sometimes it might feel like everything you do goes the other way. Why? I dunno. Happens to me all the time. I feel you guys. I make mistakes, its a part of me. Don't get down on yourself too hard though because like you gotta get right up after you fall right? Exactly. So keep your head up no matter what. Fix your problems, don't wallow in them because uhhhh you'll probably drown after awhile.

Be honest guys, I know you've missed me. Whoever still reads this, I'm uhh kinda surprised. Why read this blog? It's nothing special. It doesn't have any like free prize that you win or something after reading a post. My posts are purely superficial attempts at pouring out my feelings...It's like..well..you see I have a diary that I write in mainly for you know..private reasons and this blog? I don't know. It seems to have been..I don't want to say forgotten COMPLETELY, because yeah I think about it every now and then but yeah..I kinda feel guilty for not writing in here. Just a thing I feel you know. Like you're neglecting something..
*quick note* - spend more time with the dog.
Alright, alright. So as I was saying? uhmmm I don't know. Do you have anything you want to talk about? Nothing? Nothing at all? Great. I feel like I'm the guy who always, ALWAYS, has to keep the conversation flowing. I'm the guy who always has to keep throwing logs into the fireplace. Shit.

Oh and a side note, I never re-read what I write so if things get a little funky? Like confusing and convoluted and just plain retarded? Stop reading. Because I tend to digress like a motherfucker. Shit's realllllllllll =[

You want to know what I do sometimes? Well. I take shits. Well duh you might say but look at it like this. Okay so you take a shit right? I mean you go into the bathroom, lock the door(especially if you've got a small penis), squat down on your porcelain throne and splatt. Right, right. So after that, you wipe yourself down with some costco toilet paper and you stand up, pull up your trousers, and turn around. You look down into the toilet and take a quick 2-3 second glance at your creation. Okay here's where things get ambiguous. You can look at it in a number of ways. The first way is with disgust: "what the FUCK? when the hell did I have cranberries??" The second way is with acceptance: "Not bad." The third way is with absolute praise, like its the only good SHIT( ahaha get it?) you've done ALL day and so you like want people to respect that? You know? You want some RECOGNITION and so you run off and tell the world: "HOLY SHIT DUDE, Holy SHIT. Damn dude! I did that? Tha- that's all ME baby! Hey Jarell! Check this shit out dude!"
Jarell- SHIT DUDE!
You - I know RIGHT!? Go get a camera!
That's a pretty uplifting shit. The other kinda shit I wanted to talk about is kinda like a, its a more symbolic shit I guess you can say. Its when you're staring in at the toilet and you see the shit. Like you got this shit right? And like, you kinda want to get rid of it. So what do you do? I mean its not going to go down by itself. You gotta flush the shit? Right? Right. So you pull the plug and swirl, swirl, flooosh. It's gone. Like magic you say? Nah dude. It was ALL you. I kid you not my big-bellied friend. You've got the magic. It was all you allll along mann. "Duy, I." Hey no worries dog, I mean. When you got shit? You need to handle it on your own.

A last word of advice dudes? Dont stare at your shit for too long, worrying about when it'll just go away, because sometimes, shit doesn't go away on its own. You gotta take the initiative, and flush the mother. Take care dudes,

Duaaaay outtt.

OH SHITS late late late notice girlies and guylies but here we go...

I'm with Diane Tran. BOOM. NUFF SAID =]

Chinese eggrolls make fried eggs on saturday afternoons

Today was a very uncomfortably comfortable day.

what happened:

1. stuff.
2. more stuff.
3. high school musical 3 with diane! =]
4. awkwardness afterwards..but the good kind..sort of. like when your priest asks you for your myspace or like sn or something.
5. and stuff that ends the stuff from before

last post wass....

compliments from my best friend travis ludlum hahaha...

anyways..





today? hahaha...good day as well =] very good! up the mood people! up up UPPP

last night was...

awesome... in a sexually horny pornographic way.

Cheezewillis (9:56:39 PM): i hope

Cheezewillis (9:56:41 PM): minh ims me
Cheezewillis (9:56:42 PM): one day
grretc (9:57:02 PM): one day
Cheezewillis (9:57:20 PM): lol
Cheezewillis (9:57:22 PM): you little
grretc (10:07:35 PM): watsup duy
Cheezewillis (10:08:33 PM): nothing much homeboy
grretc (10:09:07 PM): there's gotta be something
grretc (10:09:08 PM): something
Cheezewillis (10:09:15 PM): lol minh
Cheezewillis (10:09:17 PM): you're too
Cheezewillis (10:09:21 PM): observant on the
Cheezewillis (10:09:24 PM): missing aspects
Cheezewillis (10:09:25 PM): come on
Cheezewillis (10:09:27 PM): cant i just
Cheezewillis (10:09:29 PM): talk t oyou
grretc (10:09:36 PM): it's just unlikely of you
Cheezewillis (10:09:40 PM): whaaat
Cheezewillis (10:09:43 PM): thats not true man
Cheezewillis (10:09:45 PM): its just beacuse
Cheezewillis (10:09:46 PM): you never
Cheezewillis (10:09:49 PM): talk to me
Cheezewillis (10:09:52 PM): try to get to know me
Cheezewillis (10:09:54 PM): you know
Cheezewillis (10:09:55 PM): so you assume
grretc (10:10:38 PM): .. okay duy
grretc (10:10:41 PM): tell me about yourself
Cheezewillis (10:10:47 PM): alright
Cheezewillis (10:10:47 PM): well
Cheezewillis (10:10:56 PM): im a 16 year old vietnamese boy
Cheezewillis (10:10:58 PM): living in america
Cheezewillis (10:11:06 PM): i live the suburban life
Cheezewillis (10:11:13 PM): trying to fit in, but also trying to not fit in
Cheezewillis (10:11:19 PM): highschoo;
Cheezewillis (10:11:22 PM): is still an awe to me
Cheezewillis (10:11:29 PM): im surprised im a junior
Cheezewillis (10:11:38 PM): time seems to fly by and i miss it quite frequently
Cheezewillis (10:11:45 PM): i have trouble swallowing pills
Cheezewillis (10:11:48 PM): medicine pills that is
Cheezewillis (10:11:55 PM): because what other kinda pills would there be?
Cheezewillis (10:11:56 PM): right?
Cheezewillis (10:12:01 PM): i snore at night
Cheezewillis (10:12:07 PM): i masturbate frequently
Cheezewillis (10:12:16 PM): my father and I have a bad relationship
Cheezewillis (10:12:21 PM): I cried today
Cheezewillis (10:12:40 PM): while spraying away the bits of dog poo left outside after i had cleaned it up
Cheezewillis (10:12:53 PM): my dog doesnt live a joyous life either
Cheezewillis (10:13:00 PM): i dont walk him
Cheezewillis (10:13:08 PM): because i dont have time
Cheezewillis (10:13:13 PM): but i do have time i just dont
Cheezewillis (10:13:16 PM): because i cant find time
Cheezewillis (10:13:23 PM): but in reality i could but i cant
Cheezewillis (10:13:25 PM): because
Cheezewillis (10:13:27 PM): im unorganized
Cheezewillis (10:13:29 PM): lazy
Cheezewillis (10:13:38 PM): and i have trouble focusing on other things
Cheezewillis (10:13:40 PM): besides myself
Cheezewillis (10:13:52 PM): but then there are times when i cant even think about myself
Cheezewillis (10:14:00 PM): i tend to try to make a lot of peoplo happy
Cheezewillis (10:14:11 PM): and sometimes that sacrifaces my own pleasures
Cheezewillis (10:14:14 PM): and desires
Cheezewillis (10:14:21 PM): when i find someone i like
Cheezewillis (10:14:25 PM): i fall head over heels
Cheezewillis (10:14:32 PM): and try to play the game
Cheezewillis (10:14:34 PM): but i cant
Cheezewillis (10:14:41 PM): beacuse i suck and i always end up caving
Cheezewillis (10:14:46 PM): and kissing their feet
Cheezewillis (10:14:54 PM): begging for their affection
Cheezewillis (10:15:10 PM): i love my friends a lot
Cheezewillis (10:15:17 PM): my parents can vouch for that one
Cheezewillis (10:15:24 PM): they actually believe
Cheezewillis (10:15:27 PM): i lvoe my friends too much
Cheezewillis (10:15:34 PM): im too friend oriented, they say
Cheezewillis (10:15:38 PM): and they're probably right
Cheezewillis (10:15:51 PM): my mom said "you're the type of guy who grows up, moves out, and never comes back"
Cheezewillis (10:15:54 PM): and she's probably right
Cheezewillis (10:16:05 PM): that's the plain truth
Cheezewillis (10:16:08 PM): i love my sister a lot
Cheezewillis (10:16:10 PM): and i care about her
Cheezewillis (10:16:15 PM): i feel like
Cheezewillis (10:16:21 PM): im responsible for a lot of things
Cheezewillis (10:16:25 PM): like
Cheezewillis (10:16:30 PM): my parent's bad marriage
Cheezewillis (10:16:35 PM): my sister's insecurities
Cheezewillis (10:16:38 PM): my dog's obesity
Cheezewillis (10:16:51 PM): My own failures and problems
Cheezewillis (10:16:54 PM): i have a ton of problems
Cheezewillis (10:16:59 PM): and at times i try not to face them
Cheezewillis (10:17:03 PM): actualy at lot of times i dont
Cheezewillis (10:17:09 PM): i get anxious about things
Cheezewillis (10:17:13 PM): i get nervous about things
Cheezewillis (10:17:18 PM): when pushed to the limit
Cheezewillis (10:17:22 PM): i can explode
Cheezewillis (10:17:27 PM): and youll see a different side to me
Cheezewillis (10:17:29 PM): i yell at my father
Cheezewillis (10:17:33 PM): i digress a lot in my writing
Cheezewillis (10:17:34 PM): i love to write
Cheezewillis (10:17:38 PM): but i digress frequently
Cheezewillis (10:17:51 PM): and my english teacher believes i should do something about my informal writing style
Cheezewillis (10:17:55 PM): i keep a diary
Cheezewillis (10:18:00 PM): but i dont write in it
Cheezewillis (10:18:07 PM): i have a blog but i barely update it
Cheezewillis (10:18:17 PM): i usually masturbate to white girls
Cheezewillis (10:18:22 PM): even though i like asian ones
Cheezewillis (10:18:35 PM): im in love with food, if you haven't noticed already
Cheezewillis (10:18:44 PM): i myself am insecure at times
Cheezewillis (10:19:00 PM): but its mainly situated around my waistline if you catch my drift
Cheezewillis (10:19:06 PM): i have friends, and then i dnot have friends
Cheezewillis (10:19:10 PM): i feel lonley at times
Cheezewillis (10:19:13 PM): very depressed
Cheezewillis (10:19:16 PM): sometimes iw onder
Cheezewillis (10:19:19 PM): if i would actualy do it
Cheezewillis (10:19:23 PM): like if there was a button
Cheezewillis (10:19:31 PM): that read "suicide"
Cheezewillis (10:19:36 PM): wouild i press it?
Cheezewillis (10:19:38 PM): probably not
Cheezewillis (10:19:41 PM): because of the pain
Cheezewillis (10:19:42 PM): im weak
Cheezewillis (10:19:47 PM): im scared of that stuff
Cheezewillis (10:19:49 PM): but i wonder sometimes
Cheezewillis (10:19:54 PM): if there wasnt any pain involved
Cheezewillis (10:19:56 PM): would i do it?
Cheezewillis (10:20:01 PM): would i press the button?
grretc (10:20:04 PM): yeah
grretc (10:20:06 PM): you would
grretc (10:20:08 PM): we all would
Cheezewillis (10:20:13 PM): =[
Cheezewillis (10:21:02 PM): above everything
Cheezewillis (10:21:03 PM): im confused
Cheezewillis (10:21:17 PM): i wish i could be
Cheezewillis (10:21:25 PM): like the sea beneath the sea
Cheezewillis (10:21:28 PM): where tulips grow free
Cheezewillis (10:21:36 PM): i wish i could see
Cheezewillis (10:21:57 PM): above the tree where the moonlight shines
Cheezewillis (10:22:01 PM): i wish i could hear and feel
Cheezewillis (10:22:09 PM): and tear up at sad movies
Cheezewillis (10:22:13 PM): and taste and smell
Cheezewillis (10:22:20 PM): i wish i could just be me.
grretc (10:24:10 PM): why don't you copy and paste all that
grretc (10:24:11 PM): into yoru blog

So today I was trying to start Ms. Hermatz's essay

and I've been prolonging it longer then any other procrastinator should prolong an English essay. Especially if Ms. Hermatz is your teacher.. Anyways, I'm sitting down in my foldaway chair and I'm getting ready to type, my fingers hovering above the keyboard, when I suddenly begin typing. This is what I wrote:


Duy Tu
Period 2
Ms. Hermatz

Hills Like White Elephants


Life is full of surprises.














































Yeah. No. Yeah. That's all. Just. WOW. Life is full of surprises? I mean what. the. fuck???? It was so random. So, uncalled for. So stupid. I didn't even know where else to go with that. So cliche as well. So I stopped because I didn't know what else to type. I mean what else could you type. What more elaborations could I come up with after "Life is full of surprises,"?
I mean seriously. You can't. I can't. And that's where I stayed...

until 6:42 in the morning the next day when I woke up on top of my keyboard, dog between my crotch, head aching. I shooed Parmesan from in between my legs and rubbed my eyes. I glanced lazily, with one eye, at the glowing screen and came face to face with the teasing "Life is full of surprises" sentence. Jesus. How ironic that I would type that right before I "surprised" myself into a slumber. Irony. My literary device.

upppdate

So...

Life's pretty hectic right now, but somehow, I know I'll pull through. You know how like, you always procrastinate, but in the end, you somehow end out on top? Not saying I believe you SHOULD procrastinate, because procrastinating is bad, bad, bad...
Anyways, today Scottie calls me up and asks if he can stop by, and because I love him lots and because I missed him tons I agreed with an "OF COURSE YOU MAY!" Two minutes later, I hear his car in my driveway. I look out the window and scream his name.
" SCOTTTIIIIIIEIEIEIEIIE!!"
"DUY! OMG! YOU'RE BALD! COME OPEN THE DOOR!"
I tell him to ring the doorbell as I hurriedly check myself in the mirror. My sister lets him in and he gets mangled by Parmesan. Haha. He eventually outsmarts the beast, and dodges pass him and up the stairs. We hug. Correction, we SMOTHER EACH OTHER. I embraced him and he snaked around my entire body! Okay I'm not gay but this is just how we hug haha. He basically clambers up my body like a squirrel up a tree trunk and we collapse onto my bed. Oh nostalgia hits me like a sudden October shower. What bliss. After a bit of catching up, and a lot of "YOU SHAVED YOUR HEAD?!" he tells me that he had just gone to visit MARILLLLYYYYNNN!!! I FLIP OUT. and like karate kick his gay ass. "WHY DIDN'T YOU TELL ME!" "I FEEL SO BAD!" "YOU VISITED HER BEFORE MEEe?!?!!?" So after a lot of fussing and bickering (playful bickering =]) We decide to go visit her AGAIN for my sake. =] We scramble outside, and dash for the Acura. (my dad doesnt know im going out) After our little Great Escape, we drive up to Marilyn's house and park outside along the corner. I run out and jump around breathing in the air as memories flow back to me. We stand outside Marilyn's front door for five minutes, watching her from her kitchen window as she prepares meatloaf for dinner. After some helpless yelps and cries, we refer to the doorbell and instantly catch her attention. I quickly duck down, but the eyes on the back of her head spotted me the minute she heard the doorbell. She opens the door and I have an orgasmic EXPLOSION of EPIC PROPORTIONS. Do you remember that one scene in "The Notebook" where the two lovers finally see each other again after like a bajillion years and then like jump on each other like frisky young puppies? Times twenty two. yeah. Haha. After I had screamed my sorries and "I SHOULD'VE CAME TO VISIT YOU SOOONER!" we settled in and I met Venca (lord please tell me I got that right.) Venca is the Czech foreign exchange "student" this year and another notch on Marilyn's belt of...well, exchange students. Well, it's actually more like another member of her family because she kindles a very special bond with her exchange "students". See how I have to put "students" in quotations? It's because they're more like CHILDREN to her than anything else. Students to EV but kids to her. It's sweet really. I would have to say I'm one over her kids too. haha. Anyways, Venca is 18 years old and plays volleyball. He's the friend of a former exchange student (Honza) and is pretty tall haha. Anyways we talked and chatted and he showed us his room and it was cool and he had photos up and all that. Then out of nowhere Alessandro shows up at the bedroom doorway and introduces himself.
"Hi, im alessandro en im frum etaly." hahaha. =]
We talked a lot about stuff:sports, memories, school, phones, pizza and legato hahaha. They were nice guys. After a lot of delayed departures and quick information exchanges, we ended up with each other's emails, phone numbers, and myspaces. When we finally left, we had spent almost an hour there. Scottie had somewhere to go so he was pretty pissed that I had wasted so much time hugging the stuffing out of Marilyn, but hey, I couldn't help it. She's just so adorable!








Note: Marilyn's birthday is coming up! PARTY!

I would walk.....7 miles?

Jeffbreezy (12:45:46 AM): if i could fall
Jeffbreezy (12:45:48 AM): into the sky
Jeffbreezy (12:45:50 AM): do you think time
Jeffbreezy (12:45:53 AM): would pass me
Jeffbreezy (12:45:54 AM): by
Jeffbreezy (12:46:02 AM): i would walk
Jeffbreezy (12:46:07 AM): 7 miles
Jeffbreezy (12:46:09 AM): just to see you
Jeffbreezy (12:46:11 AM): tonight
cheezewillis (12:46:33 AM): LOL
Jeffbreezy (12:46:33 AM): I'm away from my computer
cheezewillis (12:46:36 AM): hahahaha
cheezewillis (12:46:40 AM): that's pretty cute jeffrey
cheezewillis (12:46:41 AM): 7 miles
cheezewillis (12:46:42 AM): hahaha
Jeffbreezy (12:46:59 AM): who the fuck has the time to walk 1000
Jeffbreezy (12:47:02 AM): because honestly
Jeffbreezy (12:47:03 AM): i dont
cheezewillis (12:47:03 AM): LOL
cheezewillis (12:47:05 AM): HAHAHA
cheezewillis (12:47:09 AM): i never thought of it like taht
cheezewillis (12:47:11 AM): yeah seriously
cheezewillis (12:47:12 AM): i mean
cheezewillis (12:47:14 AM): and yo show up
cheezewillis (12:47:17 AM): and the fucking girl's
cheezewillis (12:47:19 AM): not even home
cheezewillis (12:47:19 AM): or wors
cheezewillis (12:47:22 AM): she's like
cheezewillis (12:47:24 AM): on her period
cheezewillis (12:47:25 AM): or something
cheezewillis (12:47:26 AM): like wtf
cheezewillis (12:47:27 AM): you know
Jeffbreezy (12:47:28 AM): LOL
cheezewillis (12:47:30 AM): and you wanted like sex
cheezewillis (12:47:36 AM): but like she's like not on the pill
cheezewillis (12:47:37 AM): or some shit
cheezewillis (12:47:38 AM): i dno
Jeffbreezy (12:47:41 AM): LOOOL
cheezewillis (12:47:42 AM): parent in laws over
cheezewillis (12:47:45 AM): all the shit
Jeffbreezy (12:47:55 AM): nice
cheezewillis (12:48:01 AM): lol
cheezewillis (12:48:03 AM): seriously
cheezewillis (12:48:06 AM): 1000 miles
cheezewillis (12:48:07 AM): you show up
cheezewillis (12:48:14 AM): she's not even fucking home
cheezewillis (12:48:15 AM): lol
cheezewillis (12:48:22 AM): you're screwed
cheezewillis (12:48:28 AM): youg otta walk back
cheezewillis (12:48:29 AM): 1000 miles
Jeffbreezy (12:48:34 AM): haha
cheezewillis (12:49:08 AM): fuck dude
cheezewillis (12:49:11 AM): just call a taxi
cheezewillis (12:49:12 AM): i mean
cheezewillis (12:49:13 AM): or like
cheezewillis (12:49:16 AM): rent a damn car
cheezewillis (12:49:19 AM): i mean like
cheezewillis (12:49:21 AM): whats the point
cheezewillis (12:49:22 AM): 1000 miles
Jeffbreezy (12:49:25 AM): ok
cheezewillis (12:49:28 AM): unless you're like an environmentalist
cheezewillis (12:49:31 AM): or like
Jeffbreezy (12:49:37 AM): i think the joke reached it's limit
cheezewillis (12:49:37 AM): you're tryign to impress the girl
cheezewillis (12:49:40 AM): LOL
cheezewillis (12:49:43 AM): i knew you were gonna say thaat
cheezewillis (12:49:44 AM): but wait
cheezewillis (12:49:45 AM): im not done
cheezewillis (12:49:47 AM): i mean like
Jeffbreezy (12:49:48 AM): LOL
cheezewillis (12:49:51 AM): its not gonna make
cheezewillis (12:49:52 AM): the girl
Jeffbreezy (12:49:52 AM): i knew youd say that too
cheezewillis (12:49:55 AM): and more impressed
cheezewillis (12:49:56 AM): HAHAH
cheezewillis (12:49:58 AM): AND I KNEW
cheezewillis (12:50:00 AM): YOU WERE GONNA SSAY
cheezewillis (12:50:02 AM): THAT YOU KNEW
Jeffbreezy (12:50:04 AM): now THAT
cheezewillis (12:50:05 AM): THAT ID SAY
Jeffbreezy (12:50:06 AM): i didnt know
cheezewillis (12:50:06 AM): THAT TOO
Jeffbreezy (12:50:08 AM): you were going to say
cheezewillis (12:50:08 AM): LOOOOL

I hate it how I can't work without people, but at the fucking same time, I can't work with people. I find it extremely ironic and annoying. What the hell, what the hell, what the hell. Oh dearest diary, can I call you a diary? I just. I don't know. I sound like a little baby right now but I don't care. I just want everything to go away! Please let everything go away. Wash me. Cleanse me. Eradicate, Purify, Free me! God I don't even KNOW what eradicate MEANS. I just threw it into my hodgepodge of words to make me sound cool or something. GOD I'm so fake. SHEEP IN WOLVES CLOTHING. POSER. MASKED MAN! YOU'LL NEVER AMOUNT TO ANYTHING. Worthless piece of feces. GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR



LOOK AT THAT. LOOK AT THAT DIGRESSION. weren't you talking about working with others? Well the problem originates from my deep-rooted dependency on other people. I BREATHE off of friends. I NEED people to self-exist. I am a parasite. Moochmoochmoochmooch. Oink oink. fattyfat. I can't ever work alone. I just. I don't have the motivation. I need study groups. I need to accomplish projects with a partner. But, that's only half of the problem, because the truth of the matter is I CAN'T work with other people. It just leads to distractions and complications. Life is hard. PERIOD. PERIOD. PERIOD. ELLIPSES.........

the after party

grretc (9:25:28 PM): damn
grretc (9:25:31 PM): home already?
Cheezewillis (10:38:06 PM): lol
Cheezewillis (10:38:06 PM): no
Cheezewillis (10:38:08 PM): i just got home
Cheezewillis (10:38:09 PM): HAHA
Cheezewillis (10:38:10 PM): or like
Cheezewillis (10:38:12 PM): 20 minutes ago
Cheezewillis (10:38:15 PM): i was shitting though
Cheezewillis (10:38:18 PM): just got aim on haha
grretc (10:39:11 PM): LOL
grretc (10:39:14 PM): how was the session
Cheezewillis (10:39:22 PM): lol
Cheezewillis (10:39:24 PM): awesssome
Cheezewillis (10:39:29 PM): then like we talked abuot stuff
Cheezewillis (10:39:31 PM): he showed his
Cheezewillis (10:39:33 PM): us*
Cheezewillis (10:39:34 PM): his room
Cheezewillis (10:39:36 PM): which was kickass
Cheezewillis (10:39:38 PM): but also his bathroom
Cheezewillis (10:39:42 PM): which was even more kickass
Cheezewillis (10:39:49 PM): then i danced alittle
Cheezewillis (10:39:54 PM): took last minute pics
Cheezewillis (10:39:57 PM): then we walked home
Cheezewillis (10:40:03 PM): and walking home was one of the best as well
Cheezewillis (10:40:10 PM): me and eugene always have a blast when we walk home
Cheezewillis (10:40:13 PM): you should come with us next time
grretc (10:40:36 PM): i should have damn it
grretc (10:40:38 PM): my parents ddin't even call
Cheezewillis (10:41:22 PM): yeah you shouldve
Cheezewillis (10:41:25 PM): we're always the last at parties
Cheezewillis (10:41:27 PM): its awesome
Cheezewillis (10:41:30 PM): its just soo more chill
Cheezewillis (10:41:30 PM): i dno
Cheezewillis (10:41:31 PM): and like
Cheezewillis (10:41:33 PM): eugene nad I
Cheezewillis (10:41:35 PM): we went home
Cheezewillis (10:41:36 PM): talking
Cheezewillis (10:41:38 PM): laughing
Cheezewillis (10:41:41 PM): singing
Cheezewillis (10:41:41 PM): dancing
Cheezewillis (10:41:43 PM): walking
Cheezewillis (10:41:44 PM): running
Cheezewillis (10:41:45 PM): everything
Cheezewillis (10:41:48 PM): yelling into the night!
Cheezewillis (10:41:51 PM): we had cups of punch
Cheezewillis (10:41:52 PM): and we drank
Cheezewillis (10:41:58 PM): and tossed the rest into the street
Cheezewillis (10:42:08 PM): we walked in the middle of the street drunk adn alive at the same time
Cheezewillis (10:42:19 PM): like free birds singign to their own tune
Cheezewillis (10:42:25 PM): it was like superbad
Cheezewillis (10:42:27 PM): when those two walked home
Cheezewillis (10:42:29 PM): it was like that
Cheezewillis (10:42:32 PM): but we didnt get hit by a cop car
Cheezewillis (10:42:39 PM): and we saw the lights of evergreen square
Cheezewillis (10:42:46 PM): and said that it looked like las vegas
Cheezewillis (10:43:02 PM): with the walgreens neon sign bright red and glowing along with the lights of the street lamps
Cheezewillis (10:43:15 PM): eugene sang in spanish as i sang harmony
Cheezewillis (10:43:20 PM): and people walked by but we didnt care
Cheezewillis (10:43:22 PM): we just sang louder
Cheezewillis (10:43:25 PM): we went into walgreens
Cheezewillis (10:43:32 PM): 5 minutes before closing
Cheezewillis (10:43:37 PM): and bought two milk chocolate mochas
Cheezewillis (10:43:41 PM): and a bag of hot fries
Cheezewillis (10:43:55 PM): the guy at the counter joked and said "you just made it" and rang us up as I shot the bull
Cheezewillis (10:43:58 PM): he asked us if we went to ev high
Cheezewillis (10:44:05 PM): we said yes and asked him did he go there
Cheezewillis (10:44:07 PM): he said he graduated
Cheezewillis (10:44:10 PM): a long ways back
Cheezewillis (10:44:12 PM): back in 03
Cheezewillis (10:44:14 PM): i said oh
Cheezewillis (10:44:16 PM): whered you go?
Cheezewillis (10:44:19 PM): he said ucla
Cheezewillis (10:44:21 PM): so i aske dhim
Cheezewillis (10:44:22 PM): wtf
Cheezewillis (10:44:26 PM): why are you walking at walgreens?
Cheezewillis (10:44:28 PM): he told me
Cheezewillis (10:44:32 PM): he had to pay off his loans
Cheezewillis (10:44:34 PM): and he couldnt find a job
Cheezewillis (10:44:41 PM): i gave him my sympathy
Cheezewillis (10:44:50 PM): he lives with his mom
Cheezewillis (10:44:53 PM): he said 2 years probably
Cheezewillis (10:44:56 PM): and the loans are gone
Cheezewillis (10:44:59 PM): 20000 to be exact
Cheezewillis (10:45:11 PM): i left and asked him "so the moral was...to never get loans?"
Cheezewillis (10:45:13 PM): and he said no
Cheezewillis (10:45:14 PM): the moral was
Cheezewillis (10:45:18 PM): it doesnt matter what you major in
Cheezewillis (10:45:36 PM): and I walked outside enlightened with eugene singing his spanish love song
Cheezewillis (10:45:48 PM): we walked up the street towards carolyn clark
Cheezewillis (10:45:51 PM): and talked
Cheezewillis (10:45:54 PM): ate hot fries
Cheezewillis (10:46:04 PM): and drank our drinks
Cheezewillis (10:46:10 PM): we went into the neighborhoods
Cheezewillis (10:46:22 PM): and i eugene tried to hand me hte epmty bag of fries
Cheezewillis (10:46:24 PM): and i said fuck that
Cheezewillis (10:46:29 PM): put it in one of thoes mail boxes
Cheezewillis (10:46:33 PM): and he's like no thats fucked up
Cheezewillis (10:46:35 PM): and i said no
Cheezewillis (10:46:38 PM): we're doing a good deed
Cheezewillis (10:46:44 PM): and he like
Cheezewillis (10:46:52 PM): spit out all of his milk chocolate mocha drink
Cheezewillis (10:46:53 PM): haha
Cheezewillis (10:46:55 PM): and lauhged
Cheezewillis (10:46:57 PM): and i said no
Cheezewillis (10:46:58 PM): beacuse
Cheezewillis (10:47:02 PM): we cant find a trashcan
Cheezewillis (10:47:05 PM): so put it in their mailbox
Cheezewillis (10:47:08 PM): and when they find it
Cheezewillis (10:47:12 PM): they'll throw it
Cheezewillis (10:47:14 PM): so yeah good deed.
Cheezewillis (10:47:15 PM): hahaah
Cheezewillis (10:47:19 PM): so we continued walking
Cheezewillis (10:47:27 PM): and i saw
Cheezewillis (10:47:29 PM): this fucking
Cheezewillis (10:47:31 PM): hot as milf
Cheezewillis (10:47:34 PM): not even kidding.
Cheezewillis (10:47:34 PM): like
Cheezewillis (10:47:39 PM): squatting down
Cheezewillis (10:47:45 PM): ass as wide as a chevy
Cheezewillis (10:47:53 PM): putting beer bottles into her fridge in the garage
Cheezewillis (10:47:58 PM): and i told him wait up
Cheezewillis (10:48:01 PM): and i drank and stared
Cheezewillis (10:48:08 PM): then he started laughing and i did too
Cheezewillis (10:48:11 PM): and i spit my drink everywhere
Cheezewillis (10:48:17 PM): and starting running up the street
Cheezewillis (10:48:24 PM): eugene followed and i yelled back saying
Cheezewillis (10:48:27 PM): "someone's behind you!"
Cheezewillis (10:48:28 PM): he looked back
Cheezewillis (10:48:32 PM): and there WAS
Cheezewillis (10:48:34 PM): and he started screaming
Cheezewillis (10:48:38 PM): and sprinted up the sidewalk
Cheezewillis (10:48:39 PM): chasing me
Cheezewillis (10:48:42 PM): I was laughing my ass off
Cheezewillis (10:48:46 PM): as I ran the corner
Cheezewillis (10:48:49 PM): i stopped amongst the trees
Cheezewillis (10:48:54 PM): eugene stopped behind me
Cheezewillis (10:48:55 PM): out of breath
Cheezewillis (10:49:00 PM): "dude wtf! ther WAS someone behind me!"
Cheezewillis (10:49:02 PM): we laughed it off
Cheezewillis (10:49:09 PM): and contined our trek home
Cheezewillis (10:49:12 PM): we walked
Cheezewillis (10:49:16 PM): shot the bull some more
Cheezewillis (10:49:19 PM): and just laughed and had a grand time
Cheezewillis (10:49:23 PM): i looked up at the stars
Cheezewillis (10:49:28 PM): and he sang
Cheezewillis (10:49:34 PM): we owned the night
Cheezewillis (10:49:37 PM): we were nightwalkers
Cheezewillis (10:49:37 PM): free
Cheezewillis (10:49:38 PM): wild
Cheezewillis (10:49:41 PM): alive
Cheezewillis (10:49:48 PM): eugene's dad called adn told him
Cheezewillis (10:49:50 PM): he was on his way
Cheezewillis (10:49:52 PM): he picked up us
Cheezewillis (10:49:55 PM): us up*
Cheezewillis (10:49:59 PM): right before i reache dhome
Cheezewillis (10:50:04 PM): and dropped me off
Cheezewillis (10:50:07 PM): i waved good bye
Cheezewillis (10:50:10 PM): and told them to take it easy
Cheezewillis (10:50:15 PM): i couldnt stay long
Cheezewillis (10:50:18 PM): i had to shit
Cheezewillis (10:50:23 PM): so i ran up the driveway
Cheezewillis (10:50:27 PM): and inserted my key
Cheezewillis (10:51:00 PM): i turned it and grabbbed the door handle
Cheezewillis (10:51:03 PM): "home sweet home"
Cheezewillis (10:51:06 PM): i whispered
Cheezewillis (10:51:12 PM): and stepped in
grretc (10:52:57 PM): that sounds
grretc (10:53:04 PM): like something i would read in yuor blog dude
Cheezewillis (10:53:28 PM): lol
Cheezewillis (10:53:34 PM): but honestly minh
Cheezewillis (10:53:34 PM): i just
Cheezewillis (10:53:36 PM): dont know
Cheezewillis (10:53:38 PM): how to describe it
Cheezewillis (10:53:40 PM): it wa sjust
Cheezewillis (10:53:48 PM): eugen e and I always have a great time
Cheezewillis (10:53:50 PM): we call it
Cheezewillis (10:53:51 PM): adventure
Cheezewillis (10:53:55 PM): we go on adventures
Cheezewillis (10:53:56 PM): like last itme
Cheezewillis (10:53:59 PM): last week actually
Cheezewillis (10:54:00 PM): we stayed late
Cheezewillis (10:54:02 PM): at thao's party
Cheezewillis (10:54:07 PM): and were the last to leave
Cheezewillis (10:54:08 PM): we went up
Cheezewillis (10:54:09 PM): home*
Cheezewillis (10:54:13 PM): with this cool mexican
Cheezewillis (10:54:16 PM): named andres
Cheezewillis (10:54:19 PM): and we walked
Cheezewillis (10:54:24 PM): eugene singing a chineses song in spanish
Cheezewillis (10:54:31 PM): translated poorly over the internet of course
Cheezewillis (10:54:38 PM): but still awesome
Cheezewillis (10:54:40 PM): and we talked
Cheezewillis (10:54:41 PM): and laughed
Cheezewillis (10:54:45 PM): and just did wacky things
Cheezewillis (10:54:48 PM): tlkaed about school
Cheezewillis (10:54:49 PM): girls
Cheezewillis (10:54:51 PM): people we knew
Cheezewillis (10:54:53 PM): what we were gonna do
Cheezewillis (10:54:54 PM): our lives
Cheezewillis (10:54:55 PM): our dreams
Cheezewillis (10:54:57 PM): our morals
Cheezewillis (10:54:59 PM): our values
Cheezewillis (10:55:06 PM): we walked ownt o aborn
Cheezewillis (10:55:09 PM): where taco bell's at
Cheezewillis (10:55:11 PM): on the corner
Cheezewillis (10:55:15 PM): near the gas stations
Cheezewillis (10:55:16 PM): and the kfc
Cheezewillis (10:55:18 PM): where you and I went?
Cheezewillis (10:55:21 PM): and you fed me for the day
Cheezewillis (10:55:26 PM): with yoru pennies and quarters
Cheezewillis (10:55:29 PM): and we ate
Cheezewillis (10:55:32 PM): and got picked up
Cheezewillis (10:55:34 PM): by eugene's dad
Cheezewillis (10:55:38 PM): and my friends topped by on his bike
Cheezewillis (10:55:40 PM): and joined us
Cheezewillis (10:55:43 PM): out of the blue
Cheezewillis (10:55:45 PM): and we talked
Cheezewillis (10:55:46 PM): and laughed
Cheezewillis (10:55:52 PM): and yeah
grretc (10:57:39 PM): i read everything you typed to belle
grretc (10:57:42 PM): she laughed
grretc (10:57:45 PM): she envies you
Cheezewillis (10:58:00 PM): wtf
Cheezewillis (10:58:02 PM): you read it
Cheezewillis (10:58:04 PM): over the fone?
grretc (10:59:07 PM): yeah
Cheezewillis (10:59:24 PM): haha
Cheezewillis (10:59:32 PM): i dont blame people
Cheezewillis (10:59:38 PM): im sure a ton of people envy me
Cheezewillis (10:59:39 PM): i just
Cheezewillis (10:59:43 PM): i feel sorry
Cheezewillis (10:59:47 PM): for everyone else
Cheezewillis (10:59:48 PM): i just feel like
Cheezewillis (10:59:54 PM): i have a lot of fun someimes
Cheezewillis (10:59:56 PM): too much fun
Cheezewillis (10:59:58 PM): makes me feel guilty
grretc (11:00:42 PM): ahh
grretc (11:00:47 PM): dont trip about it
Cheezewillis (11:01:11 PM): lol
Cheezewillis (11:01:14 PM): i was just kidding
Cheezewillis (11:01:15 PM): HAHAHA
Cheezewillis (11:01:22 PM): i think
Cheezewillis (11:01:28 PM): people SHOULD have as much fun as me though
Cheezewillis (11:01:30 PM): they should
Cheezewillis (11:01:35 PM): but i dont feel guilty about it
Cheezewillis (11:01:37 PM): just
Cheezewillis (11:01:45 PM): you know
Cheezewillis (11:01:51 PM): i feel sorry for them
grretc (11:03:35 PM): take em along
grretc (11:03:38 PM): belle and duy day
Cheezewillis (11:04:11 PM): lol
Cheezewillis (11:04:15 PM): minh
Cheezewillis (11:04:16 PM): know what
Cheezewillis (11:04:17 PM): you and i
Cheezewillis (11:04:20 PM): shoul dhave a minh and duy day
Cheezewillis (11:04:22 PM): trust me
Cheezewillis (11:04:23 PM): you will not
Cheezewillis (11:04:24 PM): regret it
grretc (11:06:09 PM): minh a duy
grretc (11:06:11 PM): and duy]
grretc (11:06:12 PM): no one else
grretc (11:06:13 PM): right
Cheezewillis (11:06:58 PM): yeah
grretc (11:07:12 PM): alright
grretc (11:07:16 PM): don't plan it out!
grretc (11:07:19 PM): itll be
grretc (11:07:24 PM): eccentric
Cheezewillis (11:09:12 PM): exactly
Cheezewillis (11:09:17 PM): eccentric is my middle name
Cheezewillis (11:09:20 PM): quixotic is also
Cheezewillis (11:09:23 PM): and gregarious
Cheezewillis (11:09:26 PM): look quixotic up
Cheezewillis (11:09:28 PM): and affable

Okayokayokayokayokay

That's right...that's right..

If you are in any way interested in seeing the entire video, go onto youtube and search up "cheesewillis" you'll find all the videos you'll ever need to find about Duy.
=] So recently I've been hooked onto poker. My brother's friend Tiffany and I have been on it like Columbian drug smugglers are into money. Anyways, it's been great. We've been playing on yahoo and I'm pretty rich, virtually. If anyone sees me eating a bag of potato chips please call the pope and tell him I like pie. uhm....talk about RANDOMNESS...Anyways I'm just writing crap because I don't really think anyone really READS this blog anymore so its basically a diary now. SORTA. cept all of the secretive things are hidden away in umm hidden place. Like UNSEEN POSTS THAT HAVE NEVER BEEN SEEN.BEFORE. AND STUFF. posts. I've never..posted.oooo0o0o00o creepy. Indeed, my creepiness is off the scale today, but I don't really mind. OOOOOOOH I love this song. "Love don't come so easiiilly tHis doesnt have to end in tragggedy i have you and you have meeee we're one in a million why cant you see I;m waitint waiting for nothing! you're leaving leavin me hangin! When did your heart go missing when did YOUR HEART GO MISSING! OH MAAAAN I THINK I JUST WHOA!! I HIT IT HAHA! YEAH BABY. so yeah creepiness..Take care of your tonsils and tend to your gardens.

Daily lesson: Don't eat spaghetti while brushing your teeth. Common sense you say? I'd like to prove you wrong.


oh and uhmm A.T. Travis is coolio. There. Happy? =]

thanks mom

Ba11iN4LyF3 (8:15:31 PM): hows it going?
Ba11iN4LyF3 (8:15:32 PM): lol
Cheezewillis (8:15:38 PM): not good
Cheezewillis (8:15:43 PM): i keep getting sidetracked
Ba11iN4LyF3 (8:15:53 PM): haha
Cheezewillis (8:15:56 PM): haha yeah.
Cheezewillis (8:16:01 PM): im eating cheetos with chopsticks
Cheezewillis (8:16:05 PM): yum
Ba11iN4LyF3 (8:16:09 PM): im moving on to early metallurgy
Ba11iN4LyF3 (8:16:11 PM): wow
Ba11iN4LyF3 (8:23:27 PM): aye duy can you help me think of an idea for early metallurgy kuz ive bee trying for liek 10 min can think of notin
Cheezewillis (8:27:16 PM): NO
Cheezewillis (8:27:21 PM): you're moving on without me.'
Cheezewillis (8:27:24 PM): why should i help you
Cheezewillis (8:27:28 PM): =P
Ba11iN4LyF3 (8:27:32 PM): haha kuz u have my notes
Cheezewillis (8:27:33 PM): soo
Ba11iN4LyF3 (8:27:38 PM): n if im done i can give u these notes
Cheezewillis (8:27:41 PM): pshhh
Cheezewillis (8:27:52 PM): cows dont grow on trees cj
Cheezewillis (8:27:58 PM): hasnt your father ever taught you that
Ba11iN4LyF3 (8:28:02 PM): lol???
Cheezewillis (8:28:10 PM): geeeezeee looou weeeze
Ba11iN4LyF3 (8:28:26 PM): are you playing games duy?
Cheezewillis (8:28:31 PM): no
Ba11iN4LyF3 (8:28:44 PM): are you done wid chpt 1?
Cheezewillis (8:34:54 PM): CJ
Ba11iN4LyF3 (8:35:05 PM): yes!!
Cheezewillis (8:35:02 PM): the truth is
Cheezewillis (8:35:10 PM): I'm done with all the notes
Cheezewillis (8:35:23 PM): I only invited you over today so we could hang
Cheezewillis (8:35:30 PM): that was my true focus
Ba11iN4LyF3 (8:35:36 PM): lol lemme see your notes then and prove it to me!
Cheezewillis (8:35:37 PM): no
Ba11iN4LyF3 (8:35:44 PM): why
Cheezewillis (8:35:43 PM): because then
Cheezewillis (8:35:50 PM): you'd have what you want
Cheezewillis (8:35:57 PM): and you'd want nothing of me
Ba11iN4LyF3 (8:36:10 PM): hahabut victor told me u didnt do n e thingm
Cheezewillis (8:36:27 PM): that's because victor doesnt knoe n
Cheezewillis (8:36:28 PM): e
Cheezewillis (8:36:29 PM): thing
Ba11iN4LyF3 (8:36:39 PM): haha ok duy
Cheezewillis (8:36:42 PM): im jk cj
Cheezewillis (8:36:48 PM): but yeah seriously
Cheezewillis (8:36:54 PM): do you still need the main idea for metal
Ba11iN4LyF3 (8:37:00 PM): no
Ba11iN4LyF3 (8:37:01 PM): ill do it
Ba11iN4LyF3 (8:37:06 PM): but seriously hurry
Cheezewillis (8:37:10 PM): are you still coming back or something
Ba11iN4LyF3 (8:37:17 PM): kuz chapter 4 n 5 r 3 pgs
Ba11iN4LyF3 (8:37:28 PM): may be later tonight my dads nothom eyet
Cheezewillis (8:37:35 PM): okay cj
Cheezewillis (8:37:39 PM): I'll try
Cheezewillis (8:37:40 PM): my bet
Cheezewillis (8:37:41 PM): best
Ba11iN4LyF3 (8:37:49 PM): haha ok hurry
Ba11iN4LyF3 (8:37:52 PM): catch up
Cheezewillis (8:40:32 PM): my mom
Cheezewillis (8:40:34 PM): brought me water
Cheezewillis (8:40:36 PM): how nice of her
Ba11iN4LyF3 (8:40:42 PM): lol
Cheezewillis (8:40:43 PM): yeah seriously
Cheezewillis (8:40:45 PM): someday
Cheezewillis (8:40:51 PM): I hope I can bring her water
Cheezewillis (8:40:57 PM): but I can only dream for now
Ba11iN4LyF3 (8:41:02 PM): haha give her the water u gave her
Cheezewillis (8:41:01 PM): must get past ap first
Ba11iN4LyF3 (8:41:09 PM): lool
Cheezewillis (8:41:16 PM): but its my water
Cheezewillis (8:41:18 PM): lol
Ba11iN4LyF3 (8:41:23 PM): LOL

ABC's

Tuesday, March 04, 2008
Ba11iN4LyF3 (11:11:51 PM): abcdefghijklmnopqrstuvwxyz
Cheezewillis (11:12:01 PM): now i know my abc's
Cheezewillis (11:12:07 PM): next time won't you sing with me!
Cheezewillis (11:12:09 PM): YAY!
Ba11iN4LyF3 (11:12:12 PM): lol
Ba11iN4LyF3 (11:12:13 PM): u done wid ap?
Cheezewillis (11:12:36 PM): i dont even have it!
Cheezewillis (11:13:11 PM): omg
Cheezewillis (11:13:17 PM): where are all the nerds
Ba11iN4LyF3 (11:14:15 PM): lol ur tlakin 2 1
Cheezewillis (11:14:43 PM): LOL
Ba11iN4LyF3 (11:17:31 PM): bitch
Cheezewillis (11:17:38 PM): LOL
Cheezewillis (11:17:42 PM): OLOLOLOLOLOLOL
Ba11iN4LyF3 (11:17:47 PM): i did my ?'s already
Ba11iN4LyF3 (11:17:50 PM): haha
Cheezewillis (11:18:06 PM): HAHA
Cheezewillis (11:18:08 PM): so did i
Cheezewillis (11:18:08 PM): wtf
Cheezewillis (11:18:10 PM): we're both nerds!
Ba11iN4LyF3 (11:18:19 PM): well ur a fucktard and a cunt
Cheezewillis (11:18:22 PM): lol
Cheezewillis (11:18:23 PM): well
Cheezewillis (11:18:27 PM): you're with monique
Cheezewillis (11:18:28 PM): OOOOOOO
Cheezewillis (11:18:30 PM): OOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Cheezewillis (11:18:37 PM): nuff said
Cheezewillis (11:18:39 PM): NUFF SAID
Cheezewillis (11:18:54 PM): um.
Cheezewillis (11:18:58 PM): you know i was just kidding right cj?
Cheezewillis (11:19:10 PM): i love you
Ba11iN4LyF3 (11:19:37 PM): lol u CUNT
Cheezewillis (11:19:57 PM): i love you dog!

BRACEFACE no more...

Tuesday, December 18, 2007
(Stolen from my xanga)


BRACEFACE



It's gone. All of it. I know I'm supposed to be super crazy hyphy and everything, but I'm just not feeling it. It's like a part of me is missing. I'm SO depressed I don't even know if I can go another day without the feeling of metal wires running across the fronts of my teeth. I find it a little ironic that the retainers don't aid in "retaining" my emotions. I hunger for that geeky look in the mirror I get every time I smile. IT'S AWESOME. it WAS awesome. It was a symbol of my youth. My innocence. My HAPPINESS. Now its gone. And so is my happiness. My strong facade of confidence vanished along with my dental appliances. I was the coolest kid in school repping the tightest (literally) teeth. I walked around like no tomorrow brandishing my teeth and showing off their shiny exterior. I was hot. SUPER hot. DUYHOT. The only kind of REAL hot. It feels awkward now. As I sit here typing away I continue to swish my tongue back and forth on my front teeth. Slowly bringing them around into the back. Drats. They're gone too. I was hoping they'd forget the ones in the back. My braces. I tried hard to keep my mouth as small as possible, but the evil scientist was stronger than I. She has power over me. She had power over my tiny pieces of wire and rubber bands. I was powerless. Now as I think back, I wonder. Could I have done something? COULD I? Maybe I should have given her the old "duy charm" or something. Make her infatuated with me. Then we would've fallen in love and move to an uncharted island off the coast of Puerto Rico. Then we'd be married in an old Spanish church left behind from early western exploration and proclaim our love for each other under starlit skies of dark dark black with the faintest hint of blue in the far off mist. We'd stare at each other's eyes, and kiss. Then a flood would ravage our island and she'd be swept to sea.Yeah. I should have done that so she would've left my braces alone! FUCK DUY! YOU'RE A FUCKING AARTARD! WHY DIDN'T YOU JUST DO THAT! AT LEAST IT WAS DOABLE! fuck me. NO. NO MORE OF THIS FUCKING "YOU SUCK" AND "FUCK ME" BUSINESS DUY. Enough is enough. I'm going to start an online business of some sort. yeah! And I'm going to hire people who have the same desires as me, the same lust as me. People who love braces and can't live without them! I'm going to start an underground replacement braces market where we make braces for those who don't need them for teeth straightening but for LIFE STRAIGHTENING. After that I'll move to hollywood and become a superBRACEFACE star or some sort and be living in the life of braces. I can see me now. All those girls on my shoulders. All of them...wearing fake braces. I'll start a trend! THE BRACES TREND. Everyone will start going "nice braces! where'd you get them?" "Oh I got these at hollister" Yeah! I'll start selling these at local clothing retailers as accessories! THEY'LL BE THE NEXT STUNNA SHADES! I'LL BE SO RICH AFTER MY GRAMMY NOMINATION FOR MY TOP DOUBLE PLATNIUM ALBUM "BRACES MAKE YOU COOL" AND MY SUPER OSCAR CRAZY MOVIE STARRING WILL SMITH " DUY IS LEGEND" THAT I'LL BUY THE ENTIRE WORLD AND SEND ROCKETS INTO SPACE THAT SOMEHOW CONSTRUCT A ROUND PIECE OF WIRE ACROSS THE WORLD LIKE A HALO AND ENCLOSE THE WORLD IN A RING JUST LIKE JUPITER! EXCEPT ITS A PAIR OF... YOU GUESSED IT! BRACES!

Wednesday, January 23, 2008

Cheezewillis (6:29:08 PM): sup mayng
MetalSlugXX (6:33:37 PM): nothing much beezy
MetalSlugXX (6:33:39 PM): whats up with you?
Cheezewillis (6:33:42 PM): oh.
Cheezewillis (6:33:44 PM): nothing much
Cheezewillis (6:33:46 PM): man im so tired
Cheezewillis (6:33:47 PM): and like
Cheezewillis (6:33:52 PM): I dont know wth im doing with my damn life
MetalSlugXX (6:33:55 PM): hey
MetalSlugXX (6:33:57 PM): you and I both
MetalSlugXX (6:34:03 PM): I'm fucking around too much
MetalSlugXX (6:34:07 PM): I need to get my shit straight
Cheezewillis (6:34:09 PM): haha
Cheezewillis (6:34:13 PM): you have gay poo
Cheezewillis (6:34:13 PM): =]
MetalSlugXX (6:34:17 PM): you're...stupid.
Cheezewillis (6:34:22 PM): I know. haha.
Cheezewillis (6:34:23 PM): but hey
Cheezewillis (6:34:23 PM): like.
Cheezewillis (6:34:54 PM): Is it possible to even like have good grades without sacrificing your social life?
MetalSlugXX (6:35:07 PM): well yeah..you just gotta work your ass off like shiiiit

Wandering Courage by Thuyvy Tu

To my dear brother, Duy,

Who would always randomly bring home a book,

shove the story into my face,

tell me how good it is

and persuade me into reading it.

Winter break is over, which means I can finally see Ashley Nelson once again, but she probably won’t even acknowledge my presence. I mean, who would? I’m only an Asian kid surrounded by stereotypical Caucasian preps. I’m like a fish in an ocean of sharks; I just don’t belong here, and the longer I stay imprisoned in this awful place, the higher the chance of me being eaten alive, slowly losing my self esteem little by little.

Growing up in a foreign neighborhood wasn’t all that easy. At first, I didn’t really notice the fact that I was being treated differently from everyone else, and the fact that I was being discriminated because of my race, but then seventh grade came, and realization hit me, bringing me back into reality. It’s as if at first, you’re at the top of a seesaw, and the next minute, you’re falling down, down, down.

“Shoot,” I muttered under my breath. I was running late to class yet another time, but it’s not like it really mattered, right? No one was waiting for me at school anyway, and there isn’t that much of a point going to school if you don’t have the warmth of friends crowding around you once you arrive, welcoming you with kind smiles plastered on their faces. Oh, how I longed for that feeling. I arrived just before the final bell rang which silenced the students and eased them into their seats. I pushed my way back and headed for a seat right by the window, but as I was about to sit down, instead of landing on the chair, I found myself crashing against the floor. Here we go again, I thought. Laughter filled the air as I just sat there, being the loser I was.

“Nice one, Rick,” complemented Jeremy. They exchanged high fives and walked to their seats, clearly giving off an overconfident aura. I quickly regained my posture and grabbed my chair, this time making sure no one was going to kick it away, making me collapse and causing a big scene to form all over again.

Lunch eventually arrived; I received my food from the lunch ladies and went to an empty table, ready to eat without any company. A sigh escaped from my mouth, and as I was about to bite into my burrito, Ashley sat down right next to me, her perfume invading my space.

My memories of the last few weeks with Ashley suddenly flashed into my mind. Winter Break seemed extremely short, yet so long at the same time. We were completely lost in all the fun we did: snowboarding, chilling, and all that regular good stuff, just basically getting to know each other more and more. I seriously kept thinking that my hooking up with Ashley over break was all a hallucination, but fortunately, it wasn’t, instead, it was the real deal.

My sudden flashback vanished once I noticed Ashley’s lips moving.

“Hey, Mark! How’s it going?” she inquired.

“Pretty good, how are you?”

“Oh, the usual. Quite bored, actually.”

“Really, now? Well, at least your Friday won’t be boring,” I said, a mischievous grin growing upon my lips.

“And why is that?” she asked with one of her eyebrows raised.

“Why, you ask? Well, because we’re going to the movies, if you have time, that is.”

“Hmm… Let me check my schedule,” she replied, pretending to take out an imaginary pocket calendar. “I don’t know if I have time. I’m a pretty busy girl, Mark,” she said, as a laugh escaped from her smiling lips.

“Yeah, yeah, I guess we just won’t go then,” I responded, playing along. I pretended to look utterly disappointed.

“What? No! I was only joking, I’m not busy,” she quickly said, trying to persuade me.

“No, no, it’s okay, Ashley. I’ll just stay home, all alone, with nothing to do…”

I looked at her face, and I noticed that she was actually taking this seriously. I couldn’t hold it in any longer. Laughter burst out of me, making me hold my stomach. “Oh my gosh, Ashley, you are way too gullible,” I said between fits of laughter. She soon gave in and began to laugh, too.

We must have been laughing really loud or something, because I happened to notice the entire cafeteria staring at us. Our blissful laughter faded as Rick began to walk towards us. Ashley and I glanced at one another, our faces showing sheer confusion. This look of pure anger was imprinted upon Rick’s face, and the blood traveling through his veins were probably boiling with his fury. When he finally reached us, he grabbed Ashley’s wrist and began to drag her away. “What the heck are you doing, sitting over there, Ashley?!” shouted Rick.

“What do you mean? I can sit wherever I want, and who said you could drag me off like that?” Ashley argued back, shrugging off his grip.

“Don’t you dare give me that tone, Ashley. You’re not even supposed to be with his kind. He’s a freaking rice picker!” snickered Rick.

I would have let that silly remark go, but I noticed that Rick’s firm grip left a nice shade of red on Ashley’s wrist. For once in my life, I gathered all the courage in me and stood up for myself and her.

“She’s not supposed to be with my kind, hmm? Oh really, now? Wow, then whoever made that rule would probably be incredibly pissed at this moment, because you know what? We’re together,” I said back, a smirk playing on my lips.

“Whatever, Mark. Shut up, okay? It’s pretty obvious that you’re lying, and you’re pretty stupid for announcing that lie in front of Ashley, because she’s not going to let you get away with it, right, babe?”

“Do not call me babe ever again, and Mark isn’t lying. We are together. Now why don’t you shut up instead, and roll on out of here?” Ashley said, getting annoyed.

“Why you little-“ Rick was trying to say, but the bell signaling the end of lunch rang, cutting him off. I quickly gathered my stuff, and Ashley did the same. As the bell came to a finish, Rick threatened, “I’m still not done with you, Mark,” and then walked away.

“You okay, Ashley?” I asked, staring at her wrist.

“Yeah, perfectly fine. Don’t worry about it,” Ashley assured.

“That’s good, but we should really get going.” She nodded in approval, and we both said our good-byes as we parted.

During class for the last few periods of school, I couldn’t help but think about what I said back then, “Wow, then whoever made that rule would probably be incredibly pissed at this moment, because you know what? We’re together.” Where on earth did that come from? It’s like a part of me that I kept hidden for a long time finally opened up. I didn’t feel as much of a loser as I did before, and I felt as if a new sort of fire was burning inside of me, making me feel more and more alive.

School came to an end, and I hurriedly collected all of my materials. I stuffed them into my backpack, and walked hastily to Ashley’s class. It turned out that she wasn’t out yet, so I had to wait for a bit outside of her door. Right as I was getting to the end of a song I was humming, the door slammed open, and students whisked pass me as they tried to get home as fast as possible. After about ten people pushing their way through, I caught a glimpse of Ashley’s blonde hair. She greeted me with a smile and hug, her gray eyes giving off a pleasant sparkle. “Are you ready to go home, my lady? The ball awaits you,” I questioned, bowing and putting my arm out for her to grab.

“Why, yes, I am,” she replied, curtsying before she grabbed my arm. We erupted into laughter and started our way towards her house. After about fifteen minutes or so, we finally reached our destination.

“Wait here, I want to show you something,” she said as she ran into her house. I patiently waited for her, but after about five minutes or so, out of nowhere, Rick appeared in front of me, his gang of friends behind him.

“Hey there, Mark. We have a little present for you,” Rick said. He had a smile on his face, but the thing was that this smile didn’t have a friendly feeling at all; it was more of an evil grin, as if he was hiding something.

“What do you want now, Rick?” I asked, nervousness all around me.

“Aww, don’t be so rude now, Mark. I just want to show you my gratitude. Isn’t that right, guys?” he questioned. His friends nodded with him, and the gang began to close in on me, taking a step forward each second. My instincts told me to back up, therefore I did, but unluckily, there was a gate behind me, causing me to come to a halt. Before I knew it, a fist hit me in the jaw, and another punched me in the stomach. I crouched over, moaning in pain. As I tried to get up to defend myself, Jeremy pushed me back down and kicked me in the ribs.

“How do you like that, huh? This better teach you not to mess with us again. Open your eyes for once, will ya, you chink?” teased Derek, another one of Rick’s allies. At first, when I was only a loser, I would have just ignored this, but no, not this time. I’m really pissed now. With all my strength, I was able to kick Derek in his family jewels, which made him fall onto the floor and roll in absolute pain. Rick and his friends stared at Derek and me in total shock; this left them paralyzed and guard free. Just as I was about to make another attack, Rick snapped out of his state of astonishment and twisted my arm backwards. I yelped out in pain, and right as he was about to pull it back more, Ashley came running out of her house.

“Mark, I-“ she said, before gasping at the sight of Rick’s followers laying kicks and punches at me. “What the heck is going on?!” she screamed. She then noticed Rick about to dislocate my shoulder and ran to my aid. “Rick, you’re such a racist jerk! Why can’t you just understand that Mark is exactly the same as us? Just because he looks different and has different customs doesn’t mean he’s not a teenager like us and has feelings. I never thought you’d go this low, Rick,” scolded Ashley, obviously disappointed. Rick’s shoulders slumped, his head hung low, and as he walked away, he didn’t have any confidence whatsoever, but instead, regret.

“Oh my God, Mark, you look so messed up,” Ashley said, her eyes watering up.

“Nah, I’m a big boy now. This didn’t hurt a bit,” I joked. Ashley smiled at me, and her tears flowed freely down her face, creating a trail.

“I’m so glad you’re okay,” she said as she hugged me tightly.

“Me, too, Ashley. Me, too.”

I'll Do it All...Almost.

I’ll plant a tree

Out by the sea

I’ll kiss an elf

By myself

I’ll kick off my shoes,

And scream “Yo foos!”

I’ll do a dance,

And put you in a trance.

I’ll light a candle,

And grab your handle

I’ll lock you up,

And give you a cup

I’ll pull you down,

And make a frown

I’ll do this all

Through winter and fall.

But One thing I will not do

Is eat doggie poo.

Used Tissues

"You sure that's enough?" asked Mrs. Savage after I grabbed a tissue from her outreached hand. I shook my head no and quickly took three more. I pulled back towards my test and tried to keep my nose under control. I had Niagara Falls coming out of my nose. I hate allergies. I grabbed the corners of one of the tissues, twisted off a smudge of fabric, and shoved it up my right nostril.
"You look like you have a fever going there, fella." I look up to see another one of the test proctors smiling.
"It's just a..." I stop myself mid sentence and thought wait a minute Duy. You can use this to your advantage. "yeah." I finished.
"Don't go to school tomorrow," she smiled and walked away. This became a regular occurrence. Every twenty minutes or so one of the test givers would stop by my table and ask me if I was alright or if I needed tissues. At one point I had a wet paper towel handed to me with instructions to place it on the back of my neck or wherever else I felt discomfort. I was practically babied throughout the entire AP world history exam. After scribbling some nonsense into the conclusion of my last essay, I gave out a sigh of relief and closed my booklet. A minute later I opened up the booklet and read its contents, imagining I was one of those AP graders, with their long fingers and long necks, grading a test. I imagined reading some kid's paper. A boy perhaps. Barely sixteen. Fragile face, fragile body. Spent the last three nights cramming. A boy, named Michael Dinsky. And I? Charles Mantle, an AP World History teacher from Carlton High School in Denver, Colorado. Two kids, a wife, three cats, two fish, and a white Toyota corolla. Normal man, normal life. As I stare down into Michael's test I see scribbles of distorted facts. Authoritarian government, Nationalism, British trading companies in the Indian Ocean. What a bunch of bologna, I thought. As I thumbed through the essays I came to the last one. I was reading it and then all of a sudden, I stopped mid-paragraph. There, in the second body paragraph, right before the topic sentence, was a phrase. It was quickly scribbled out as I could tell, but the phrase was legible. It read:

THIS IS SPARTA!

I sat there for awhile. And then, I chuckled. And then, I laughed. And before you know it, I hooted. I hee-hawed. I whistled, tooted, flambooted, and nearly jumped out of my chair. All of the other teachers stared at me in amazement. I didn't care! This kid, Michael Dinksy, he's A GENIUS! I mean c'mon! Who would have the balls to write something so witty, so outrageous, so spectacular? He obviously knew that I would be able to read it. He scribbled it out lightly because he wanted me to read it. I instantly grabbed my pen and gave this kid a huge big old veiny5, right there. I just graffiti'd that baby right there onto his paper. I mean he deserved it. I sat back with content written all over my face. A feeling of accomplishment.
"Are you done? Are you completely finished?"
"whuh?" I lifted my head off of the table, a line of saliva was etched onto my test booklet. I had fallen asleep.
"Are you done with your test?"
"Uh..yeah," I mumbled.
"Okay, I need you to go to the nurse's office and grab some like Lysol, we need to wipe the tables. After that you can leave. Just get rid of your tissues okay?" I look to the right of me. There was a mountain of used tissues just begging to collapse like a game of Jenga. I stood up and carried the tissues into a trash can on my way to the nurse's office. I grabbed the lysol, came back, handed the wipes to one of the proctors, grabbed my stuff and left. No seventh. Even if I didn't do well on the test, I'm sure Charles Mantle wouldn't mind. After all, who could deny King Leoduyis.

mother's day. duy style.

MOMMY!

HOW THE HECK ARE YOU?!? Good. GREAT, I'm hoping. So listen, uhhh I love you and I think you're a really cool dude. We should go shopping sometime! Why don't we ever go shopping? Or like flying kites! or, or or ororororooror getting our nails done! Like what's up with that?! Okay, okay , maybe not the nails thing but yeah why not the other stuff? Alright fine! I'll set it up don't worry about it. I'll set it up. We'll do it soon. After thursday cause I have ap. Wait. I hope you understand all this, because I'm not sure if you even understand ENGLISH! HAHAHAHAH! Just KIDDING. I'M KIDDING. I know, bad duy. Anyways, yeah we'll go out soon kay? Alright hunnie I love you! OH AND UH. You can read this thing I wrote you, it's at the bottom. I mean I didn't write it to you, I wrote it ABOUT you. So yeah, you can read it. It's a post I put up awhile ago on my blog page. I hope you like it =]

Monday, April 14, 2008

YOU DON'T EVEN SPEAK SPANISH

My mom tends to be the strangest person in my family. I call her the multiplier. You tell her "Hey we're out of milk" and she'll go out and bring home like 200000 gallons of the white stuff. My dad goes crazy. Haha. I also call her "mannerless" because this one time at this one restaurant, there was a huge waiting line to being seated. It snaked outside, through the double doors, and out around the back. There was a man standing behind a podium writing down and crossing out names of people who were waiting to be seated. What my mom did was amazing, even for her. She walked across the floor, went behind the podium, grabbed the pen from the poor man's hand, and began to write down her name and the amount of people in her party. The man's face was of pure shock. My sister and I made faces. We couldn't believe our eyes.
"What the hell are you doing mom?"
"I'm signing us in."
"Yeah I can SEE that..but you can't just take the guy's pen out of his hand and start writing."
It was pretty embarrassing.
Anyways, that was nothing compared to what a saw a few weeks ago. This one was really strange. I walked into the kitchen and I saw my mom sitting down at the kitchen table cutting carrots or whatever moms usually do at the kitchen table I don't quite remember. Anyways, what was very strange was that she was watching the Spanish channel. I had to take a double take.
"What in the world? Mom?"
No answer..
"Mom? Why are you watching the Spanish channel? You don't even speak Spanish!"
She was off in her own little Spanish world. It was REALLY weird. You had to be there. I was like "wtf" the entire day. Even through all of the weirdness, I do love my mom. I really do. With all my heart. I think that's kinda where I got my weirdness from, my mom. Anyways, I just kinda wish she came with an instruction booklet though. =P

oh and sorry for coming out of you so hard. I know I was like the worst baby to give birth to. like damn. DEARLORD. But yeah at least I'm out now right? And I know you're glad you had me. I mean think about a world without DUY. oh shit. That's heaven right there. No drugs, no diseases, world peace. BUT HEY. who needs that? duy makes everything fun. =]

While in Maine on a Train with my Cane, a crossword puzzle left a Strain on my Brain.

I've tried. I honestly have. And for what? A cold slap across the face? I might sound really stupid and pessimistic right now but the thought of trying just seems pointless. Even that "try your best" thing is getting on my nerves. I mean. I attempted the impossible. I threw everything I had and I gave it my all. My 110%. And I failed with flying colors and a night of brain-strain (yes I can actually rhyme thanks for noticing. Oh and I'm not sure if I can just throw in a hyphen like that to connect brain and strain together but hopefully I can because I did and I'm not changing it. ) Am I going to tell you want I'm talking about? Most definitely not. But are you allowed to ask? Of course, with a quick dismissed "no". But hey. At least you tried. I mean, trying is all that matters right?

Orange Palpation

I stood there, leaned actually, against the counter in the kitchen chewing on a piece of papaya. Orange encrusted onto the rivets of my fingers. Slippery, loose and free falling. I hold on for dear life. I held on like a pro. Only years of papaya eating could a man, such as myself, attain the needed skills to balance a slice of papaya between his thumb and index. Two slices. The very last ones. Gone in Sixty Seconds...try that one on for size Nicholas Cage. I balled up my napkin, imprinted with the orangeness of my palpation, and tossed it into the open garbage disposal. With water running, I let the plate bathe. I wondered, as I grabbed and moved the spout of the water, changing its course along the surface of the plate, what will the plate be used for next? I mean, I noticed that plates are always being used, washed, and then reused. What will its next job be? Will it be used for mac and cheese? Mom's "special" meatloaf? Leftover chicken? Maybe it'll be forgotten about and won't be used until later, way later, during a Christmas dinner party where my aunt Maria will reach far back into the cupboard and pull out an old dusty plate, blow onto it, run it under water, and spoon mashed potatoes onto it. Are we just like plates? Easily manipulated? Or look at it in a more optimistic way. We can handle anything thrown or placed upon us. We'll keep our heads up and face impossible odds, no matter what they may be. Apple pie? Two pounds of chow mein? Maybe even papaya. But what the most interesting commonality we share maybe the fact that we both can live through the ordeal and be reborn. Washed clean and able to do it all over again.



Shits, I gotta go do the dishes, I'll talk to you later.
" Coming DAD!"

So, I was picking up dog shit earlier today and I realized something. I've been pretty down lately and I was wondering why. Well, to tell you the truth, I do know why, but I think it helps to pretend you don't know why sometimes. So then you can wonder why you're sad and then maybe you could pretend you're not. Well, I was thinking about it and all and I thought its okay to be depressed sometimes. I looked at it like a seesaw. You know, that thing they don't have in playgrounds anymore because they're unsafe and what not. So, I thought to myself "hey, maybe depression is just like a seesaw. Sometimes you're down, and sometimes you're up. You just need to know that you won't stay down forever because eventually, that other kid sitting on the other side of you will bring you up, and that kid will go down. It's a depressing way to think of it but at the same time very uprising. Everyone goes through it, even that kid sitting across from you. So just hang on there buddyroo" I felt pretty good after that so I went inside and voluntarily did the dishes. My dad was peering into the refrigerator and picking up random foods and asking me who were they for.
"Who's sandwich is this?"
"Mine."
"Whatta bout this burrito?" he inquired, holding a tamale.

Wow you know what? I was expecting a better post. It sounded good in my head while I was picking up doggie doodoo, but ehhh..whatever. I'm gonna go down on that seesaw now.

Poo.

My brother and dad were arguing again during dinner. I don't remember what it was about but my brother finished his food and went upstairs. After my brother left, I looked at my dad and asked him if he loved my brother, Victor. He erupted in laughter, rice flying everywhere and what not. It was pretty hysterical. I asked him again, more seriously, but he just kept on laughing.
"What a silly question," he said.
"Do you?" I persisted. He quieted a little and swallowed his food.
"What kind of question is that?"
"I wanna know!"
"I love everyone," he said. Suddenly my mom came from underneath her rock and spoke up.
"You never say it," she proclaimed.
"Yeah, you never do," I concurred.
"Why do I have to say it?" asked my dad.
"Because, they need to know,"she said. But then you know Duy and all, he had to go and say one of the cheesiest things ever.
"Maybe he doesn't have to say it. Maybe he shows us his love everyday through his actions"
Basically, I killed the conversation and my dad told me to go clean up Parmesan's crap. Ta da.

You Don't Even Speak Spanish!

My mom tends to be the strangest person in my family. I call her the multiplier. You tell her "Hey we're out of milk" and she'll go out and bring home like 200000 gallons of the white stuff. My dad goes crazy. Haha. I also call her "mannerless" because this one time at this one restaurant, there was a huge waiting line to being seated. It snaked outside, through the double doors, and out around the back. There was a man standing behind a podium writing down and crossing out names of people who were waiting to be seated. What my mom did was amazing, even for her. She walked across the floor, went behind the podium, grabbed the pen from the poor man's hand, and began to write down her name and the amount of people in her party. The man's face was of pure shock. My sister and I made faces. We couldn't believe our eyes.
"What the hell are you doing mom?"
"I'm signing us in."
"Yeah I can SEE that..but you can't just take the guy's pen out of his hand and start writing."
It was pretty embarrassing.
Anyways, that was nothing compared to what a saw a few weeks ago. This one was really strange. I walked into the kitchen and I saw my mom sitting down at the kitchen table cutting carrots or whatever moms usually do at the kitchen table I don't quite remember. Anyways, what was very strange was that she was watching the Spanish channel. I had to take a double take.
"What in the world? Mom?"
No answer..
"Mom? Why are you watching the Spanish channel? You don't even speak Spanish!"
She was off in her own little Spanish world. It was REALLY weird. You had to be there. I was like "wtf" the entire day. Even through all of the weirdness, I do love my mom. I really do. With all my heart. I think that's kinda where I got my weirdness from, my mom. Anyways, I just kinda wish she came with an instruction booklet though. =P

Manuel Doesn't Know.

Cheezewillis (9:39:18 PM): okay...

Cheezewillis (9:39:35 PM): you're story's becoming less believable by the second

Cheezewillis (9:39:43 PM): next thing you're telling me is that manuel's straight

Cheezewillis (9:39:44 PM): AHHA

Cheezewillis (9:39:46 PM): BUUUUURNN

BELLEsince1992 (9:39:56 PM): AHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHA

BELLEsince1992 (9:39:58 PM): AHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA

BELLEsince1992 (9:40:08 PM): OHMYGOSH AHAHAHAHAH.

BELLEsince1992 (9:40:12 PM): i love you duy. (:

Cheezewillis (9:40:18 PM): yeah

Cheezewillis (9:40:28 PM): then how come you didnt buy me anything

Cheezewillis (9:40:34 PM): i heard you bought manuel clothes

BELLEsince1992 (9:40:37 PM): no, but we have been messaging each other for a while

BELLEsince1992 (9:40:42 PM): AHAHAHAHAH!

BELLEsince1992 (9:40:45 PM): HELL TO THE NO

BELLEsince1992 (9:40:49 PM): i just asked for his size

Cheezewillis (9:40:52 PM): HELL TO THE NO?

Cheezewillis (9:40:54 PM): WTF LMAO

Cheezewillis (9:40:54 PM): SO ASIAN

BELLEsince1992 (9:40:59 PM): so then it SEEMED like i was going to by him clothes

BELLEsince1992 (9:41:04 PM): and leave him curious. ahaha.

BELLEsince1992 (9:41:12 PM): i thought we were going to go to valleyfair

Cheezewillis (9:41:54 PM): yeah

Cheezewillis (9:42:00 PM): and you buy me heritage clothes!

Cheezewillis (9:42:01 PM): yayyyyy!

Cheezewillis (9:42:03 PM): happy day!

Cheezewillis (9:42:05 PM): okay

Cheezewillis (9:42:09 PM): a DB day

Cheezewillis (9:42:12 PM): DUY AND BELLE ONLY

Cheezewillis (9:42:12 PM): hahaha

Cheezewillis (9:42:16 PM): let's do it soon

Cheezewillis (9:42:19 PM): weekends okay

Cheezewillis (9:42:22 PM): block out everyoen else

Cheezewillis (9:42:25 PM): plan it now belle!

BELLEsince1992 (9:42:41 PM): FORREALS

BELLEsince1992 (9:42:45 PM): no manuel

BELLEsince1992 (9:42:45 PM): just us

Cheezewillis (9:43:55 PM): HHAAHA

Cheezewillis (9:43:58 PM): NO MANUEL!

Cheezewillis (9:43:59 PM): YES!

Cheezewillis (9:44:07 PM): THE NMDB DAY!

Cheezewillis (9:44:13 PM): NO WAIT

Cheezewillis (9:44:16 PM): THE NMJDB DAY

Cheezewillis (9:44:21 PM): NO MANUEL JUST DUY AND BELL DAY!

Cheezewillis (9:44:21 PM): YAY

BELLEsince1992 (9:44:25 PM): YEEE

BELLEsince1992 (9:44:32 PM): dude

BELLEsince1992 (9:44:38 PM): i'm so psyched now

BELLEsince1992 (9:44:45 PM): and he's going to hate us

BELLEsince1992 (9:44:46 PM): AHAHAH

Cheezewillis (9:45:22 PM): LLALOAOALAOALAL

Cheezewillis (9:45:26 PM): HE'S ON HIS WAY NOW

Cheezewillis (9:45:28 PM): TO MI CASA

Cheezewillis (9:45:31 PM): HE'S SLEEPING OVER!

BELLEsince1992 (9:45:36 PM): AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

Cheezewillis (9:45:37 PM): DONT TELL HIM IM CUMMING ON HIS FACE WHILE HE SLEEPS

Cheezewillis (9:45:39 PM): MWAHAHAHAH!

Cheezewillis (9:45:43 PM): WHITE SURPRISE!!

Cheezewillis (9:45:44 PM): AHAHA

BELLEsince1992 (9:45:47 PM): AHAHAHHAAHHAHAHAHA

BELLEsince1992 (9:45:50 PM): DUDE

BELLEsince1992 (9:45:57 PM): I LOVE TALKING IN CAPS

Cheezewillis (9:46:01 PM): HAHAHA

Cheezewillis (9:46:01 PM): I KNOW

Cheezewillis (9:46:07 PM): IT MAKES YOU FEEL ALL POLITICAL AND SHIT

Cheezewillis (9:46:13 PM): LIKE YOU HAVE SOMETHING OF UTMOST IMPORTANCE

Cheezewillis (9:46:16 PM): TO SAY

Cheezewillis (9:46:17 PM): HAHAHHAAHA

Cheezewillis (9:46:19 PM): IM LIKE THE KING!

BELLEsince1992 (9:46:37 PM): THE NMJDB DAY

BELLEsince1992 (9:46:40 PM): FUCK

BELLEsince1992 (9:46:45 PM): I HAVE YOUR FONT

Cheezewillis (9:47:02 PM): LOL

Cheezewillis (9:47:06 PM): YOU KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS!

Cheezewillis (9:47:08 PM): COPYCAT!

BELLEsince1992 (9:47:18 PM): NOOO

BELLEsince1992 (9:47:25 PM): WELL MANUEL STOLE MY SONG

BELLEsince1992 (9:47:29 PM): THAT LITTLE BITCH

BELLEsince1992 (9:47:31 PM): I HATE HIM

Cheezewillis (9:47:44 PM): HAHA

Cheezewillis (9:47:45 PM): I HATE HIM TOO

Cheezewillis (9:47:47 PM): I JUST WANT TO

Cheezewillis (9:47:55 PM): TAKE HIS GERMAN ASS AND STICK IT ON A POLE

Cheezewillis (9:47:56 PM): AND WAVE IT AROUND

Cheezewillis (9:48:00 PM): LIKE A GERMAN FLAG

BELLEsince1992 (9:48:06 PM): AHAHAHAHHAHAHAH

Cheezewillis (9:48:11 PM): I BET THE COPS WOULD COME IN TWO SECONDS FLAT TO ARREST HIS GERMAN ASS

Cheezewillis (9:48:16 PM): PROBABLY JUST LET ME GO BECAUSE IM ASIAN

Cheezewillis (9:48:19 PM): AHHAHA

BELLEsince1992 (9:48:21 PM): FORREALS

BELLEsince1992 (9:48:23 PM): AHAHAHAHHAHA

BELLEsince1992 (9:48:35 PM): HE BETTER NOT SEE OUR CONVO

BELLEsince1992 (9:48:37 PM): AHAHHAAHHAHAHA

BELLEsince1992 (9:48:44 PM): OR WE'RE SCREWEEED

Cheezewillis (9:49:28 PM): HAHAHA

Cheezewillis (9:49:29 PM): YEAH

Cheezewillis (9:49:36 PM): TOO BAD IM ALREADY POSTING IT ON MY BLOG

Cheezewillis (9:49:37 PM): OH SHIT!

BELLEsince1992 (9:49:44 PM): AHAHAHAHHAHA

Cheezewillis (9:49:47 PM): AND HE READS MY BLOG EVERYDAY HOPING THERES AN UPDATE

Cheezewillis (9:49:50 PM): BECAUSE HE'S LIKE IN LOVE WITH ME

Cheezewillis (9:49:52 PM): HAHAHAH

BELLEsince1992 (9:49:54 PM): EW

BELLEsince1992 (9:49:55 PM): AHAHAHHAHAH

Cheezewillis (9:50:02 PM): YEAH WERE TOTALLY GOING TO GET FUCKED

Cheezewillis (9:50:04 PM): WHEN HE FINDS OUT

BELLEsince1992 (9:50:07 PM): AHAHAHAHAHAHAH

Cheezewillis (9:50:09 PM): OH SHIT OH SHIT IM LIKE SHAKING

BELLEsince1992 (9:50:10 PM): OH SHIT

Cheezewillis (9:50:11 PM): HAHAHA BUT I DONT CARE

BELLEsince1992 (9:50:15 PM): NEITHER DO I

BELLEsince1992 (9:50:22 PM): HE CAN BITCH ALL HE WANTS

Cheezewillis (9:50:37 PM): HAHA.HA.

Cheezewillis (9:50:42 PM): IM KINDA GETTING SCARED NOW

BELLEsince1992 (9:50:48 PM): WHY

Cheezewillis (9:50:51 PM): WHAT IF GETS GERAMN ON US

Cheezewillis (9:50:53 PM): WW3

Cheezewillis (9:50:54 PM): OH FUCK

Cheezewillis (9:50:59 PM): HE*

BELLEsince1992 (9:50:59 PM): AAAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA

BELLEsince1992 (9:51:02 PM): AHAHHAHAHHHAHHAHAHAHA

BELLEsince1992 (9:51:04 PM): FUCK DUY

Cheezewillis (9:51:06 PM): HE'LL START CUSSING IN GERMAN

Cheezewillis (9:51:07 PM): IM SCARED

BELLEsince1992 (9:51:13 PM): AHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHA

BELLEsince1992 (9:51:22 PM): GOOD THING I'M NOT THERE

Cheezewillis (9:51:44 PM): OH FUCK

Cheezewillis (9:51:48 PM): HE'S COMING OVER!

Cheezewillis (9:51:49 PM): OH SHIT

Cheezewillis (9:51:50 PM): OH SHIT

Cheezewillis (9:51:52 PM): OMG

BELLEsince1992 (9:51:53 PM): AHAHAHAHHAH

BELLEsince1992 (9:51:59 PM): DELETE THIS BOX!

Cheezewillis (9:52:00 PM): THAT'S IT IM BRINGING OUT MY AIRSOFT GUN

Cheezewillis (9:52:05 PM): TOO LATE IT AUTOMATICALLY SAVES

BELLEsince1992 (9:52:07 PM): AHAHAAHHAHAHAHAH

Cheezewillis (9:52:12 PM): AND I DONT LIKE EERASING THEM

Cheezewillis (9:52:15 PM): BECAUSE IM A PACKRAT

BELLEsince1992 (9:52:17 PM): HE'S NOT GONNA READ IT THOUGH

Cheezewillis (9:52:20 PM): HE WILL

Cheezewillis (9:52:24 PM): IF I POST IT ON MY BLOG

BELLEsince1992 (9:52:26 PM): WTF

Cheezewillis (9:52:29 PM): YEAH

Cheezewillis (9:52:29 PM): I KNOW

Cheezewillis (9:52:31 PM): IM RETARDED

Cheezewillis (9:52:34 PM): OMIGAWD

Cheezewillis (9:52:36 PM): WERE SO FUCKED!

Cheezewillis (9:52:39 PM): Im fickend erschrocken! jemand spart mich!

BELLEsince1992 (9:52:39 PM): AHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAH

Cheezewillis (9:52:45 PM): omg

BELLEsince1992 (9:52:47 PM): AHAHAHHAHAAHAHAHAH

Cheezewillis (9:52:49 PM): im starting to speak german

Cheezewillis (9:52:51 PM): he's close by!

BELLEsince1992 (9:52:55 PM): DON'T GO WW3 ON ME DUY

Cheezewillis (9:53:11 PM): lol!

Cheezewillis (9:53:13 PM): sorry

Cheezewillis (9:53:16 PM): didnt mean to scare you

Cheezewillis (9:53:19 PM): i scared myself a little too

Cheezewillis (9:53:23 PM): lets calm down a little here.

Cheezewillis (9:53:27 PM): let's simmer down now.

Cheezewillis (9:53:30 PM): okay

Cheezewillis (9:53:34 PM): lets think logically

Cheezewillis (9:53:41 PM): we're not german for christsakes!

Cheezewillis (9:53:43 PM): we're asian!

Cheezewillis (9:53:51 PM): use what those dirty germans dont have!

Cheezewillis (9:53:57 PM): brians!

BELLEsince1992 (9:53:58 PM): rice?

Cheezewillis (9:54:00 PM): i mean brains lol

BELLEsince1992 (9:54:01 PM): OH

BELLEsince1992 (9:54:02 PM): AHAHAHAH

Cheezewillis (9:54:07 PM): brian's a cool guy though.

Cheezewillis (9:54:08 PM): nevermind

Cheezewillis (9:54:11 PM): anyways

BELLEsince1992 (9:54:14 PM): so

Cheezewillis (9:54:15 PM): it takes manuel

Cheezewillis (9:54:16 PM): about

BELLEsince1992 (9:54:19 PM): are we safe

Cheezewillis (9:54:19 PM): 12 minutes

Cheezewillis (9:54:24 PM): approximately

Cheezewillis (9:54:24 PM): to get her

Cheezewillis (9:54:26 PM): here

Cheezewillis (9:54:29 PM): by walking that is

Cheezewillis (9:54:31 PM): dont worry he never runs

Cheezewillis (9:54:37 PM): he's too stupid to use his leg muscles

BELLEsince1992 (9:54:46 PM): so we need to devise a defensive plan

BELLEsince1992 (9:54:52 PM): to save our asses

Cheezewillis (9:54:52 PM): yeah

Cheezewillis (9:54:54 PM): yeah

Cheezewillis (9:54:54 PM): okay

Cheezewillis (9:54:58 PM): i say we kiill him

Cheezewillis (9:55:02 PM): hide him in my closet

BELLEsince1992 (9:55:03 PM): no

Cheezewillis (9:55:05 PM): what

Cheezewillis (9:55:06 PM): why not

BELLEsince1992 (9:55:06 PM): rape him first

Cheezewillis (9:55:09 PM): oh fuck

Cheezewillis (9:55:12 PM): how can i forget that

Cheezewillis (9:55:13 PM): thanks

BELLEsince1992 (9:55:15 PM): ahahahaha!

Cheezewillis (9:55:16 PM): okay ill rape him

Cheezewillis (9:55:21 PM): wait fuck no

Cheezewillis (9:55:23 PM): what if i get aids

Cheezewillis (9:55:25 PM): he's dirty

BELLEsince1992 (9:55:35 PM): i have kinky sex toys from the sex shops in spain

Cheezewillis (9:55:40 PM): wtf

Cheezewillis (9:55:42 PM): you were in spain

BELLEsince1992 (9:55:48 PM): like last year yeah ahaha

Cheezewillis (9:55:51 PM): haha

Cheezewillis (9:55:51 PM): hey

Cheezewillis (9:55:54 PM): what a coincidence

Cheezewillis (9:55:58 PM): so was I

Cheezewillis (9:56:03 PM): I was on the island of mallorca

Cheezewillis (9:56:06 PM): or whatever

BELLEsince1992 (9:56:08 PM): madrid baaaby

Cheezewillis (9:56:11 PM): there was a sex shop in my hotel too

Cheezewillis (9:56:12 PM): lol

BELLEsince1992 (9:56:12 PM): FOCUS

Cheezewillis (9:56:14 PM): okay

Cheezewillis (9:56:16 PM): sorry

BELLEsince1992 (9:56:20 PM): rape

BELLEsince1992 (9:56:21 PM): kill

BELLEsince1992 (9:56:22 PM): hide

Cheezewillis (9:56:24 PM): okay

Cheezewillis (9:56:28 PM): sounds easy enough

Cheezewillis (9:56:31 PM): he aint that bright

BELLEsince1992 (9:56:38 PM): what's our choice of weapon

Cheezewillis (9:56:48 PM): i say my 25 inch

BELLEsince1992 (9:57:20 PM): okay

BELLEsince1992 (9:57:30 PM): i know a place we can hide the body

Cheezewillis (9:57:32 PM): sorry stupid internet

BELLEsince1992 (9:57:34 PM): that CSI can't find

Cheezewillis (9:57:38 PM): 25 inch knife

Cheezewillis (9:57:38 PM): lol

Cheezewillis (9:57:41 PM): okay

Cheezewillis (9:57:42 PM): where

BELLEsince1992 (9:57:47 PM): oh. i thought you meant your dick

BELLEsince1992 (9:57:49 PM): AHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA

Cheezewillis (9:57:50 PM): LMAO

Cheezewillis (9:57:53 PM): YOU SICK BASTARD

Cheezewillis (9:57:57 PM): that's way too small for my dick

Cheezewillis (9:57:59 PM): you weirdo

BELLEsince1992 (9:58:03 PM): AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH