I'll Do it All...Almost.

I’ll plant a tree

Out by the sea

I’ll kiss an elf

By myself

I’ll kick off my shoes,

And scream “Yo foos!”

I’ll do a dance,

And put you in a trance.

I’ll light a candle,

And grab your handle

I’ll lock you up,

And give you a cup

I’ll pull you down,

And make a frown

I’ll do this all

Through winter and fall.

But One thing I will not do

Is eat doggie poo.